Friday, March 20, 2009

OI, ETU FRIDAY HOI....

Friday, March 20, 2009
Friday evening meetings are always a tricky proposition, you are not really sure whether there will be drinks on offer. Consequently, you are not sure whether you want to attend them or not. If you are lucky enough to be a teetotaler than it doesn't matter anyway - it is a win-win situation in any case. But the true connoisseurs of Friday night activities will vouch to the fact that a round with close friends is always better than a cocktail party at some fancy place. So, I was pleasantly surprised, today, with the arrangement at ITC, Sonar Bangla. I mean it was pretty good. A nice sales pitch followed by a warm round of quality scotch and an absolutely fantastic dinner to end the evening. Hectic exchange of business cards and some small talk about career opportunities were also the order of the day night. Safe to say that this happened to be of the few corporate meetings which I enjoyed. Oh! And did I mention the complimentary 2-bar water-resistant wrist watch which everyone got after the party?

Meanwhile look at this page from BBC. Punctuations, or lack of them, do change the entire meaning of a sentence. With all sensitivity to the dead and injured, since when did media houses start keeping ferocious dogs which apparently go about attacking humans. Is 'Irish News' a new breed of wild dogs distantly related to Irish Wolfhounds. And Toronto Star...well, it even seems to have an online pack of dogs?!!! Pardon my sense of humour, but it has always been....a bit outlandish.


PS: Could not resist posting this - although it is for those who understand Assamese - courtesy Basu.
Assamese translations of some common phases:

Baby, let's hang out.
Maina, bola bahirot ulomi thaku

Hey wassup?
Oi, heitu uporot ki?

Let's rock the party.
Bola sobha khonot pathor maru.

You rock.
Tumi pathor.

Honey, I love you.
Moujul, moi tumak bhal pau.

Are you nuts?
Tumi badam niki?

So long then, 'av a lazy weekend everyone.

22 comments:

Quirky Mon said...

lol... i got these translations through sms once. I spent the next hour in uncontrollable laughing fits! "Maina,bahirot ulomi thaku" and "tumi badam neki" are my favorites!

modern exile said...

oho.. aponi asomiya o kobo para...
The translations are really funny (how language conversion changes meaning)And amazing new bred of dogs (How could they have overlooked this, I wonder??)

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

@Quirky Mon
Ah! So that was the source. And I was wondering since when did B get so creative.

@modern exile
I can speak some German, some Oriya and lots of Nagamese too.
About the dogs on BBC... a careless coder must have been responsible.

R. Ramesh said...

tomi badam niki..hey this is nice..i can pull the leg of my assamese friend..

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

Yeah, go ahead. The Assamese are true sports, he/she would not mind at all :)

ShantanuDas said...

yeah tumi badam niki is the best and can be used in any Indian Language I guess! haha!
Ohh free wristwatch with scotch! wah!!

Polka said...

"Bola sobha khonot phator maru."
Hehehe...so many times in my life i have felt that..tho is a very different sense from "lets rock the party"

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

@Shantanu Das
I have been getting lots of free stuff recently. Lucky me. Touchwood!!

@Polka
Similar feelings here. And not only pathor... koni, bilahi,sandal, bomb...anything.

AVIANA said...

Hey there! i love your new site layout...don't know how new it is but i love it!..how are you? hope all is well...have a good rest of the weekend!

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

Been a long, long time since you were here last, Aviana. Welcome back!
Thanks....the layout is about three months old, but I have had two more before that.
We are doing fine out here, bit busy of late but not as much as you.

Biju Mathews said...

Tumi pathor!! Nice post!!

Keep blogging!!

R. Ramesh said...

thanks 4 passing by comrade...

modern exile said...

Quite a polyglot... Impressive...

Tanaya said...

Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Ohomiya..after so many days.Nice stuff to start my week......Hosa..tumi pathor!!!!!

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

@Biju
Thanks for visiting the blog and the appreciation.

@Ramesh
Was on my way to Timbuktu to start a revolution there. Stopped by on your blog for some inspiration.

@modern exile
Haven't attained literature-level competency in any of those. So the polyglot tag is undeserved.

@Tanaya
So you speak Assamese...that's nice.
And thanks!

Soul Searcher said...

Did not understand a word of the Assamese bit but enjoyed your Sonar Bangla adventures.

I am still working out on how to gate crash into such freebies as I have been out of circulation for some time

Butterfly said...

It was difficult to understand the humour at first but after reading your sentences two to three times, I understood. Nice observation!:-)

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

@Soul Searcher
It helps to have some friends in the proper places :)

@Butterfly
You are in the league...grand sense of humour

workhard said...

Tumi badam niki.. Thats my fav...

Haiku

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

Popular consensus says so....
but the actual English version of some of them are no less interesting.
"You rock" ????
So have you had too much of alcohol?

workhard said...

i thought it was are you nuts..

Sujoy Bhattacharjee said...

And you are right!

The comment was just another manifestation of my obscure sense of humour :)

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